Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.'
タグ: better, die, you, life

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I can't stay friends with anyone who doesn't have a passion for something; and, generally speaking, artistic people, creative people carry it right into the kitchen, too. They have a zest for life; the excitement of living. All of the great eaters I've known are also men of great wit.
タグ: passion, people, great, life
When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.
タグ: away, those, books, back
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
タグ: tried, eat, us, holiday
Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up.
タグ: up, get, breakfast, dinner
You only live once, except for Shirley MacLaine.
タグ: once, only, live, you
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