I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.

If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by my friends the murderers.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

Happiness is composed of misfortunes avoided.