When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; When health is lost, something is lost; When character is lost, all is lost!
No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.
Some women blush when they are kissed; some call for the police; some swear; some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers.
When Eleanor Roosevelt was asked if she had any regrets about her life she replied "Just one. I wish I had been prettier."
Oh, the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they're shrewd. And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude; But the shrewdness of their shrewdness and the rudeness of their rudeness, Are nothing to their goodness when they're good.
One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
A hobby is hard work you wouldn't do for a living.
Work! Thank God for the swing of it, for the clamoring, hammering ring of it.
A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done.
If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.
Worry is a futile thing, it's somewhat like a rocking chair, Although is keeps you occupied, it doesn't get you anywhere.
Worry never climbed a hill, worry never paid a bill, Worry never dried a tear, worry never calmed a fear, Worry never darned a heel, worry never cooked a meal, It never led a horse to water, nor ever did a thing it "oughter."
Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles, but it does ruin today's happiness.
Worry is a complete cycle of inefficient thought revolving about a pivotal fear.
A problem not worth praying about is not worth worrying about.
Worry is the sin we're not afraid to commit.
In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist.
The beginning is easy; what happens next is much harder.
