I have too much money invested in sweaters.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
