We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Trovo la televisione molto educativa. Ogni volta che qualcuno la accende, vado in biblioteca e leggo un buon libro.
أعتقد أن التليفزيون وسيلة ثقافية هامة للغاية .. كلما وجدت شخصاً يقوم بتشغيله، أذهب إلى غرفة أخرى لقراءة كتاب
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
