Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.
Old-fashioned anti-immigrant prejudice always brings out some old-fashioned racists.
Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.
Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.
We need to reform the political system, or we'll lose the democracy. I don't think it's that hard. It doesn't take rocket science. We've done it before successfully at the presidential level and tried it several places at the state level.
Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar.
When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar.
I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.
One of the more urp-making habits of media mavens is presuming to speak for the American people, as in 'The American people won't stand for this!'
New York is just as provincial as anyone else.
Losing a part of a breast or all of one or both has, obviously, serious psychological consequences.
I couldn't find any way to tell the truth in a regular newspaper.
Satire is a weapon, and it can be quite cruel.
I saw a shrink because I thought I suffered from fear of success.
People in Midland are real nice folks: I can't prove that with statistics, but I know West Texas, and it's just a fact.
There's been a lot of experience with torture in history. It doesn't work.
Guns do kill. Unlike cars, that is all they do.
