No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.
