Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the young people. They like their ginger ale with hot sauce.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.
