My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.