I know beating a woman isn't like winning seven gold medals. But how many old guys are there in the world? You think they can relate to Mark Spitz? They relate to me, Bobby Riggs.
I scouted all the girls at Wimbledon. I wasn't impressed.
Women play about twenty-five percent as good as men, so they should get about twenty-five percent of the money men get.
I once played amateur tournament tennis six months without double-faulting.
I like to bet on as close to a sure thing as you can find.
Women's tennis? I think it stinks. They hit the ball back and forth, have a lot of nice volleys, and you can see some pretty legs. But it's night and day compared to men's tennis.
