It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I think you're born with a comedy gene, and you can't teach timing, and you can't teach satire, pathos.

I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more.

I'm not big on game shows.

We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.