Normally, if I've got an audition, I'm punctual, I've learnt my lines, and I'll go looking smart.
Unfortunately, my football career wasn't very long. The reason I finished playing was because I fractured both ankles in a matter of months.
Time travel is a wonderful thing, isn't it?
To be honest, I wasn't the best stand-up comic.
Me and Stormzy. We're gonna do an album. We're gonna do an album of Nelson Riddle arrangements in grime form. It's gonna be called 'Griddle'.
All I ever wanted to do was play football. I was never one for revising, and I only left school with three O Levels.
