Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather.
Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.
Never eat spinach just before going on the air.
Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy.
And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
I'd much rather wear out than rust out.