I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.
If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. They're very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
