I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

タグ: word-junkies, sensitive, love, jealousy, jealous, humor, funny

"Dark Jar Tin Zoo"の他の名言

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

タグ: yearn, word-junkies, women, woman, wife, want, time, relationships, need, necessity, murder, love, justify, justification, insane, husband, humor, funny, desire, crazy, alibi
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
タグ: word-junkies, women, sleeping, sleep, sex, romantic, romance, reserve, relationships, not-romantic, men, make-love, love, intensity, intense, humor, funny, focus
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

タグ: word-junkies, women, suspicion, relationships, machine, love, life, lies, lie-detector, lie, illusion, illogical, humor, honesty, honest, funny, deny, denial, deception, deceit, broken
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

タグ: word-junkies, relationships, murder, love, life, humor, game, funny, death
I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. 

タグ: sleeping, sleep, relationships, life, humor, funny, dreams, dreaming
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