You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.
People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
