I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'
タグ: you, man, me, alone

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I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.
タグ: laugh, girl, time, me
I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.
タグ: win, work, success, love
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
タグ: i-am, you, sports, good
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.
タグ: stand, stand-up, school, love
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
タグ: short, jokes, ideas, love
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