If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight.
I write my own tweets.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.