They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
タグ: humor

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.
タグ: two, philosophy, words, religion
Never put a sock in a toaster.
タグ: sock, toaster, put, never, funny
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
タグ: cats, pet, food, you
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
タグ: conversation, people, time, good
I'm a one-man idiot.
タグ: idiot
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