Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
