You aren’t married married until three days into a discussion about if getting a toaster oven would be worth sacrificing the counter space.
タグ: relationships, marriage, humour, funny-quotes

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There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. Let me know when they read a book.
タグ: tabloids, tabloid-journalism, education, celebrity, celebrities, books
I'm really amused by the people advocating eugenics. As if they would make the cut.
タグ: science, sarcasm, race-relations, people, irony, eugenics
Men - gifts that we love to open; women - gifts that we love to keep.
タグ: women, relationship, men, love-quotes, love, gifts
People who say literature doesn't matter, there are three books from the Middle East that are still shaping the world many centuries later.
タグ: torah, religion, reading, quran, middle-east, literature, history, faith, books, bible
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