Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Environmentalism is a form of pagan fundamentalism. These green wackos are fanatics like al-Quaida. Just like them.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.