There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
