True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.

There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn't know every kind of smart. There's money smart, there's movie smart, there's computer smart. There's just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts.