My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.
タグ: difference, new, dinner, me

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The Republican Party stinks because all of the Republicans have accomplished nothing, and they talk about all of these issues and do nothing about it for a whole lifetime.
タグ: republican, party, talk, nothing
I knew nothing about professional comedians when I became a comedian. I was a rabbi. So I had no professional comedians to learn from.
タグ: learn, about, professional, nothing
Predictions are preposterous.
タグ: future
If you wanted to hear politics, you'd go to Henry Kissinger; you wouldn't go to hear Jackie Mason. The reason I speak about politics is because I know I can get a laugh out of it.
タグ: go, laugh, you, politics
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
タグ: run, he, truck, down
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