I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
