It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.
Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer.
We drink one another's health and spoil our own.
There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.
I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
