When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

If you're a surfer, you just want to surf. You don't know if anyone's going to see you, and you don't really care if they see you. You just live for that feeling.

I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist.