Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'
