Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?