You don't really need to get married, but marriage is awfully nice. Everybody I know who got married, they say it really makes a difference. They feel very, very happy about it.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
