I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.
I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.
I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.
I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
How to do half-hour comedy innovatively is something I do pride myself on. We invented it with 'I Love Lucy.'
