The first book really was kind of an entertaining textbook for the homemaker. I couldn't find a good book about entertaining in 1982, and neither could my friend, so I decided to write it.
I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time.
When I was incarcerated at Alderson in West Virginia for a five-month term, they had a ceramics class.
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
The ultimate goal is to be an interesting, useful, wholesome person. If you're successful on top of that, then you're way ahead of everybody.
I sat down once with the application for Match.com and started to laugh. I couldn't even get past the first page. And that's a very good site!
