Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.
Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.
Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through the coffee table just to remind people of who I am. I want to go ranting and screaming into the grave.
