When I was nineteen years old, I was the number-one star for two years. When I was forty, nobody wanted me. I couldn't get a job.
My money was stolen from me. I was eventually stripped of the ability to make even the most basic decisions... my daily life became unbearable.
I'm a ham who wants to be a small part of anything.
All I want is to live a peaceful life, to regain my life and be happy.
I was a gnomish prodigy - half-human, half-goblin, man-child, child-man.
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
