Wisdom ain't a virtue I ever aspired to.
Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.
Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run. No! If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.
