When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
I don't really like doing big stand-up. Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up. I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
I just hate plugs. It just doesn't seem entertaining to me. I've never plugged anything in my life on a talk show ever. I understand people use that vehicle. It's just not very entertaining.
I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
