You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
I'm really a pacifist.
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
