Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.