Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night.

On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.