I did pretty good for a guy who never finished high school and used to yodel at square dances.
People are always asking me why they don't make Westerns like they used to.
Today they're making pictures that I wouldn't want Trigger to see.
We were so far back in the woods, they almost had to pipe in sunlight.
I'm an introvert at heart... And show business - even though I've loved it so much - has always been hard for me.
Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.
