I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.

I'm not overweight, I'm just nine inches too short.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.