Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around.
By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made.
I was the hallway clown in high school.
A scientist worthy of a lab coat should be able to make original discoveries while wearing a clown suit, or give a lecture in a high squeaky voice from inhaling helium. It is written nowhere in the math of probability theory that one may have no fun.
I want to be silly, and that's being authentic just as much as being open and honest. It's authentic to make weird clown horn noises when it strikes you.
What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes you seem like a shallow, awful clown to any bystanders in the humdrum physical space you're posing in.
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.
A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.
'Clown' started as a fake trailer for a nonexistent movie.
I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.
'Poltergeist' was the film that scarred me for life. I saw it at such a young age - 5 or 6 years old - and it has one of the creepiest doll sequences with the clown, and ever since then, I've just been fascinated by dolls.
In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a while.
Maybe I am a little bit of a clown, but I am also a serious sportsman.
Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.
What I loved about wrestling was just being foolish, so I studied clown. I studied clown. I studied the art of clown. I actually did my thesis on clown.
I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
