If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.
It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
I was the first one in my family to go to college.
Ever since college, I have been a libertarian - socially liberal and fiscally conservative. I believe in individual liberty and personal responsibility.
College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner.
When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I've ever done.
Growing up in college, in high school, I was the focal point.
When I was in college, being a magician was not the classiest thing to be. It was like being a folk singer before Bob Dylan.
Food Stamps helped keep me from going hungry, and Pell grants helped me go to college.
I had a lot of stats in college, and they didn't count for wins. So whatever it takes to win football games is the goal that I set.
Certainly, our work has identified CTE in many professional football players, but we're also seeing it in a very high percentage of college players.
Once I got to college, I didn't know defensive rotations; my footwork was sloppy. I used to travel every other play.
The lefties are on the side of the thugs. They've taken over the universities. I don't think anyone learns anything at college anymore. It's a four-year vacation.
The obsessive focus on a college degree has served neither taxpayers nor students well. Only 35 percent of students starting a four-year degree program will graduate within four years, and less than 60 percent will graduate within six years. Students who haven't graduated within six years probably never will.
When I went to college, I thought I was going to become a professional musician. I was a French horn player, so I went to Yale to study with a very unusual French horn player.
During my freshman year of college, it became undeniably clear that I didn't want to be great again. I correlated greatness with misery.
I was a mess my freshman year of college. I still had so much pain in my heart.
Ask Jeeves! Who ever used that thing? College freshmen to find out who Goethe was - that's it.
After my freshmen year of college, I really wanted to pursue wrestling.
I did some acting in college. But then everything stopped when I was a junior, in the fall of 2001, when I started becoming religious. Once I became a full-on Hasidic, I stopped everything. I stopped music. I stopped acting.
