Rock Hudson. He was an absolute human being. Charming, funny, real.
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.
It's funny, because athletes want to be rockers and vice versa.
In music, you ain't really got to be able to sing. In comedy, you may be cute, you may be able to add a little extra to your routine, but if you're not funny, no one's really rocking with you - and if you're a black woman, you better be hilarious. As usual, we always have to do the most.
It's funny I'm talking to 'Rolling Stone' right now, because back then, it was like, 'Punk rock? Put it back. It's just a flash in the pan.'
It is possible to have good manners and be funny at the same time. Ronnie Barker and I proved that.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
Writing for 'Rooster' was a strange experience. It's funny, once you tap into a voice, words just start to flow. You know when you've hit a spirit or captured something.
Comedy isn't just timing; it's about rooting out the funny in the real. You just bend reality to the left a little.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I don't play roulette, but it's funny: whenever somebody I know is going to Vegas, I'm like, 'Put it on black.'
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
When we began working on Parque Pumalin, rumours flew that we were establishing a nuclear waste site for the United States or, oddly for Episcopalians, which we both are, setting up a Jewish state. It would be funny if these theories weren't being taken very seriously.
I just try to keep it fresh without sacrificing funny.
I've always liked older women. One sad thing about being my age is that there are no older women. I used to amuse my mother's friends even at five or six with witty turns of phrase. Somehow, I just knew how to be funny.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
I got tired of books where the boy is a bit thick and the girl's very clever. Why does it have to such an opposition? Why can't they be like the girls and boys that I know personally, who are equally funny and equally cross? Who get things equally wrong and are equally brave? And make the same mistakes?
We certainly weren't the only show that managed to be funny and engaging and relatable but never talk down to the audience. There have only been a handful of those that I can think of that aren't super-cheesy or sappy or way too kid-friendly. 'Boy Meets World' was special in that way.
I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.