I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.
The human body is the best work of art.
She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Sane is boring.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.
Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
I've had great success being a total idiot.
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!
Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run. No! If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.
He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.
I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek. “FUCK,” he shouted, wiping it off. “What if you killed me!” He threw a Skittle at my face. It hit my forehead. “Ow!” “Taste the rainbow bitch.
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
I have to return some videotapes
My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I'm about to kick the shit out of life.
