Reality continues to ruin my life.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
