I am committed to the principle that violence is never justified as a means of ameliorating a grievance.
I seem to be known as much by the moniker 'Mrs Funnybones' as my own name these days. The book was about how a modern woman looks at India and how India looks right back at her. I am glad that India seems to be looking back at me with a grin.
Rule number one in negotiating anything with Missy is never try and run me over. Never push me, because I am a very strong woman. I'm nice, but I'm very strong. When it gets down gritty, I can get grittier. Never, ever underestimate me.
My grandpa is the funniest person in the world, straight up. But mostly everyone in my family groans when he is 'on.' I am his biggest fan.
Depression is 80 per cent of my condition, and 10 per cent is mania, and 10 per cent is what we call normal. I say that must be when I am buying groceries. Or vacuuming.
I am grateful for the lessons I learned from my parents' sacrifices. They often had trouble making ends meet, so we moved for them to find work. I remember my mom would sometimes take on second jobs, like ironing, just so we could buy groceries.
Just like Barack Obama, my views on gay marriage have evolved, and now I am a reluctant groom.
The Muslims have, as everyone else says, the right to practice their religion and they have the right to construct a mosque at ground zero if they wish. What I am saying, though, is that they should listen to public opinion, they should listen to the deep wounds and anguish that this is causing to so many good people.
Even though I made $800 million, I am still grounded.
I am convinced that no one is fully educated without a full grounding in the arts.
I am only this successful because I'm so good at grounding myself.
There are a lot of groups that feel a little bit strange around me, because I am inclusive.
I am prepared to talk with anyone. I have no personal grudge toward anybody.
I am not someone who holds grudges, and I want to remember the good things about our time with Mourinho.
I am someone who can't hold on to negativity or hold on to grudges. I might feel something at a certain point, but I get tired after that. I don't carry it with me. I forgive and forget very easily, and that's the only way to be happy and peaceful.
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling.
I am only interested in bad taste if I can enjoy a gruesome tango or watch a movie that makes me cry.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.
I've always been one foot in, one foot out of this game because I'm not comfortable with being on the pedestal or the poster. That's just not who I am. I'm more like the grunt. I want to be the guy behind the guy.
