I'm always making a comeback but nobody ever tells me where I've been.
I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.
In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.
O Lord, help me not to despise or oppose what I do not understand.
To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death.
I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm.
The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Once I decide to do something, I can't have people telling me I can't. If there's a roadblock, you jump over it, walk around it, crawl under it.
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
I have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
