I learned at 'SNL' that it's a bummer to bum people out.
You eventually get used to looking at girls picking their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff.
When James Frey's 'A Million Little Pieces' turned out to be largely bunk, critics everywhere secretly rejoiced. They knew it, they said.
My gigs are built on improvisation: I go out there and I'm like the Energizer bunny.
Don't bunt. Aim out of the ball park. Aim for the company of immortals.
I was standing on the deck of the USS Blue, a destroyer. We were all alone out there at this buoy, tied up.
It's hard to get burned out or uninspired, man.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
The Bush tax cuts, they ought to be made permanent in my mind so there is certainty out there.
You always help out a local businessperson.
I still can't spell anything, but I can bust out two-dollar words.
I'd really like to see Mary Berry busting out a Pitbull number!
When the fire of prayer goes out, the barrenness of busyness takes over.
I don't push buttons to push buttons. Throwing the rebel card out there is really cheap.
I get such a buzz out of cleaning closets.
Mortals are easily tempted to pinch the life out of their neighbour's buzzing glory, and think that such killing is no murder.
If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.
The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity.
I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life.
And I have a couple swimsuit calendars I did that are coming out.
